WynnocchioCONTRACT
The Legend of Wynnocchio
Once upon a timeline full of overconfident predictions, something magical happened.
Every time a self-proclaimed market genius declared "UP ONLY," the charts imploded.
Every time they screamed "THE END," the market exploded upward.
It was chaos.
It was comedy.
It was a pattern.
From this pattern, the community forged a coin built on the greatest trading strategy of all time:
Do. The. Opposite.
Wynnocchio isn’t here to follow trends, it’s here to reverse them.
When noses grow, charts follow.
When predictions fail, the meme prevails.
Welcome to a coin with zero promises, infinite personality, and unlimited comedic value.
CONTRACT
TOKENOMICS
Simple Tokenomics for Simple Minds (Including Ours)
1,000,000,000
0%
LP
100%
ROADMAP
Phase 1: The Accident
Launch the coin.
Confuse the timeline.
Trigger the first reverse-prediction pump.
Phase 2: The Expansion
Meme growth.
Viral lore.
Massive nose-energy resonance.
Phase 3: The “We Actually Made It?” Moment
Survive longer than expected.
Get listed everywhere memes gather.
Achieve full Reverse Indicator Certification (RIC).
Phase 4: The Future
Unknown.
Unpredictable.
Probably the opposite of whatever we announce.
